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After school, I found myself alone in the house. The adult female left
in a large orange vehicle in search of more food. June grudgingly accompanied
her. The adult male took his much smaller vehicle out for purposes unknown
to me. It seemed as if he simply wanted to drive around for no apparent
reason. I understand that. I miss racing my Neo.
As I was alone, I decided to do some investigating. Since I was a little
hungry, I started in the kitchen. Attached is a list of the contents of
the refrigerator.
Refrigerator
In condiment rack:
2 large jars of kosher dill pickles
1 "value size" jar of mayonnaise
1 "value size" bottle of ketchup
1 "value size" jar of mustard
1 "value size" jar of relish
(Note -- any bottle/jar labeled "value size" is larger than my head. This
frightened me initially, but now I can really see the value in it.)
In fruit drawer:
1 dozen apples
2 cantaloupes
1 large bag of green seedless grapes
In vegetable drawer:
1 head of iceberg lettuce
8 tomatoes (presumably from the backyard garden)
1 package of bacon (unsure why this is in the vegetable drawer, but, as
much as I would like to put it in its appropriate place, I cannot draw
attention to myself.)
On shelves:
1 gallon of orange juice
1 half gallon of milk
1 pitcher of water, bearing the label "Brita"
1 large "Tupperware" bowl of leftover pasta salad
1 large "Tupperware" bowl of gazpacho
1 large "Tupperware" bowl of leftover rice and beans
1 small piece of chocolate cake, wrapped in a plastic wrap
(Note - Tupperware seems to be a very popular maker of bowls. They aren't
very attractive, but they are sturdy.)
Freezer
6 steaks
14 hot dogs
2 pints of ice cream: 1 mint chocolate chip, 1 chocolate chip cookie dough.
(Both half-eaten, and layered with a thin sheen of an ice-like substance.
Curious. It was not quite ice, not quite ice cream. It had no smell.)
1 10-pound bag of ice
1 small bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka (hidden behind steaks)
I wanted to cook some of the bacon, but just then I heard the large orange
vehicle pull up into the driveway, so I abandoned my plan and retreated
to my room.
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